Cow-sized UFO prangs wind turbine

The “flying cow” is the new unit of UFO mass.

Bad medicine

The April 1st post.

Leonard Cohen, Phil Spector, and a difficult working relationship

“He put his arm around my shoulder, pressed the muzzle into my neck and said, ‘Leonard, I love you.’ At which point I said: ‘I hope you really do, Phil.’”

Clyde Tombaugh goes to Pluto

Here’s a trick question: Who’s the fastest human being ever?